snailfriend:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19.4.14 at 3:44 · ♠ arys-tokeheart · © · 214294 · reblog

punkrockluna:

ilovecharts:

Hours Worked On Minimum Wage In Order To Pay For One University Credit Hour

*Flings this chart at baby boomers*

slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

19.4.14 at 2:20 · ♠ theangelstookmanhattan · © · 268942 · reblog

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

are you ok?


19.4.14 at 2:10 · ♠ meeevs · © · 79467 · reblog

thatdizkid:

I did it. I walked a mile in your shoes. They have terrible arch support. This was the worst experiment ever.


19.4.14 at 2:09 · ♠ meeevs · © · 35 · reblog

reallyreallyreallytrying:

fucking typical that the kind of woman who drops her pen on the train is also the kind thats insanely rude when i pick it up for her with my dextrous toe shoes


19.4.14 at 2:05 · ♠ meeevs · © · 301 · reblog

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

19.4.14 at 2:04 · ♠ meeevs · © · 64000 · reblog
19.4.14 at 2:03 · 1 · reblog · Tags

It’s 6 am I want a turkey sandwich with lettuce why am I not rich enough to have a turkey sandwich whenever I want.


17.4.14 at 6:07 · 2 · reblog

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


16.4.14 at 4:05 · ♠ bewbin · © · 249174 · reblog

meeevs:

meeevs:

do you think santa is in the Illuminati?

or is he Illuminice


15.4.14 at 2:10 · ♠ meeevs · © · 260 · reblog

hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

image


lindsaychrist:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

image

this literally frightens me

15.4.14 at 2:02 · ♠ squidwardofficial · © · 110235 · reblog

johndisneys:

The Shining | 1981, Dir. Stanley Kubrick

15.4.14 at 2:01 · ♠ theevildavis · © · 22756 · reblog
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