spookymeevs:

sixpathsofkilo:

vivahatept1:

weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

They’re evolving

crows are dead ass some of the smartest animals do not sleep on the corvus

crows are some of the smartest animals on four legs, this guy was like “your beak is long dude” and the crow was like “fuck you bitch”

FUCK THE HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER ENDING. Seriously. I wish I had never watched the last season. I seriously just spent ten hours of my life building up to being punched in the fucking face. I stayed up till 3 am before I have a 10 hour shift tomorrow JUST to be kicked in the fucking ass. I’m so angry.

laureninthecity:

Honestly one of the best scenes of television I have seen in a long time.

reductioabsurdum:

primlockspecial3:

reductioabsurdum:

primlockspecial3:

primlockspecial3:

Got my glorious Dilaudid
Soo good
I am so thirsty
SO THIRSTY
I am npo tho :(

Soooo thirsty


I need a CT scan.

But I got Prof. Layton versus Phoenix Wright to play…

WAIT WHY ARE YOU GOING YOU THE HOSPITAL?!

awildhyzyappears:

kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings

Spencer Reid + Text Posts: Part 2 (Requested by multiple anons)

gaming-thrones:

"Khajiit has wares. I have traveled far across Tamriel to serve you."
naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done