So I’m at Sears with my mom while she buys a couch and she’s buying the display one since it’s the last in stock and she was like “well you’ll move it right? I don’t want some kid to come in and pee on it after I buy it” and the guy was like “yeah we will. that would be terrible though why would you think of that out of anything? *laughs*”
Little does he know like 19 years ago in the same exact store I peed on a sofa while my parents were shopping and we had to run away before they found out. Oh how times have changed.
rip to all the shitty humour blogs that got terminated
when tumblr user pizza got her blog deleted.
when she came back
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
Uhhh no. Being drunk is fun. If a girl or a guy is super drunk to the point that they are mean or literally disgusting in the sense that they like, vomit on you then thats a different story. Being happily wasted though is not at all disgusting.
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
Two. One of them is my boyfriend though and I’m not sure that he counts since he’s more than just a friend so only one I suppose!
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
One morning in elementary school my mom drove me to school. I was like, as in love as a 4th grader can possibly be with a boy so it was pretty serious. Well, we got there early so my mom said I could lean the seat back and sleep in the car so obviously I did. Well then all of a sudden my mom goes “LINDSAY ITS ________” and I shoot up in my seat and he’s standing outside with his dad waving so I started screaming and I ducked down because my mom hadn’t brushed my hair yet (it was super long and like, Hermione Granger in the first movie crazy). It was his birthday so he was there with a bunch of cupcakes for the class so later on during class he comes up to me with a cupcake and was like “What was wrong with your hair this morning?”
I was so mortified even as a 4th grader so my mom let me take the next day off and we went to get my hair cut. Ugh.
62. What do you wear to bed?
Usually a big t shirt and shorts, sometimes no pants, sometimes a sports bra and shorts.
no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
- aquarius: nice bones. love those bones
- pisces: wow. these bones look lovely
- aries: check out the bones on this guy
- taurus: these bones are sick. these bones are unreal
- gemini: double the bones half the price!!?
- cancer: hey whoa bones over here
- leo: b
- virgo: o
- libra: n
- i legitimately almost typed vriska instead of scorpio. this text post is fucking over.