xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

I did existential, depressed moon.

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

Damnit, meeevs

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

My pillow game is strong right now.

rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

gabyjayy:

🙌

mangomamita:

yea sex is pretty good but have u ever taken a nap with someone